Building a Mystery

Loki-kun! I'm glad to report that I have made it almost entirely safely to Camp Fuck You Die!

I know you and my father were in agreement for once that I absolutely shouldn't go, and I hope you'll forgive me for heading off anyway, but I used my own pocket money and it's easier to apologize than get permission anyway! At any rate, Loki-kun, please explain to dad that I'm safe and okay and in America and seeing lots of monsters ♥! I nearly didn't escape from the mannequins intact!

It's so exciting here! There's so much to see! Ghosts and ghouls and things I can't even identify yet! Fushigi mystery! I've seen zombies already and these dogs with many heads and these things that breathe fire! And they gave me a shotgun, so you know I'm safe in case the mysteries attack me, Loki-kun! It's really interesting -- I've never fired a real gun before, only arcade guns in zombie horror games! This one's a lot bigger! Ahhhhhh, I know I have to report back to the main camp area soon, but I'm having so much fun ...

... I'll use the internet for that, and then I can go and look for more mysteries!

Ahem. Camp Fuck You Die, hello! I'm the pretty Daidouji Mayura, age 16, and ah, I'll be joining you soon! Are there cabins where we're supposed to stay until we get official assignments? But more importantly, have there been any sightings of chubacabras? What about Elvis?

Ahhhhh~! Zombie-san, Zombie-san, hold still, I want to take a picture of myself with you!